Keycard Program

BY POPULAR DEMAND, WELCOME TO THE BEST DEAL IN GAMING

YOU ARE MOMENTS AWAY FROM THE COOLEST DEAL IN GAMING-
THE RETROGRADE KEYCARD: YOUR PERSONAL
IDKFA* FOR GOOD DEALS, GOOD GAMING, AND BETTER PRICES

  • DISCOUNTS ON IN-STORE PRE-ORDERS
    AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL-
  • 10% STORE-WIDE DISCOUNT ON ALL PRODUCTS
  • PLUS OTHER PERKS WE -CANNOT- STATE PUBLICLY FOR FEAR THE ASSASSINS MIGHT FIND US