Keycard Program
BY POPULAR DEMAND, WELCOME TO THE BEST DEAL IN GAMING
YOU ARE MOMENTS AWAY FROM THE COOLEST DEAL IN GAMING-
THE RETROGRADE KEYCARD: YOUR PERSONAL IDKFA* FOR GOOD DEALS, GOOD GAMING, AND BETTER PRICES
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DISCOUNTS ON IN-STORE PRE-ORDERS
AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL- - 10% STORE-WIDE DISCOUNT ON ALL PRODUCTS
- PLUS OTHER PERKS WE -CANNOT- STATE PUBLICLY FOR FEAR THE ASSASSINS MIGHT FIND US