Retrograde Apparel - Controller Apologist [T-Shirt]

Tirades from the Depths of Retail Purgatory

Listen. We know you all like your little internet jokes.
We know how much you love to ride the whole wave like-

'oh, hurr hurr hurr-'
Nickelback Bad.
Imagine Dragons Bad.
The N64 Controller Bad.

Well quit it. It's time to be a big kid and admit that you simply didn't understand the flexible and variable modularity behind the brilliance of history's greatest unsung hero. 

If you have even been in the same county as the Retrograde store, you have likely heard the extraplanar screaming from the very foundations of the Earth about the low-effort jokes that surround this misunderstood masterpiece.

And if you DO understand the plight of the unappreciated, then you understand just how much rocking this opinion WITH YOUR WHOLE CHEST MATTERS.

That opinion matters.
You matter.

And so does this damned controller.

[The above tirade was written exclusively by the artist, and in no way, shape, or form reflects the opinion or views of Retrogra- just kidding yes it absolutely does this controller slaps the hardest ever and you're WEAK if you disagree take a walk.]